Which Utah Mom Are You???
Take this quiz to know who you really are! (This quiz is 100% accurate)
I know I’m not the only one who wonders what kind of Utah mom I would be, and now, you and I will never have to wonder ever again! Just add up your scores at the end of this quiz to know which Utah mom you really are ;)
Quick! You see your daughter’s best friend at the mall, what is your response??
A. “HEY GIRLIE!!!!” (4)
B. “What are you doing here GIRLIE???” (Even though there is only one reason why a teenage girl would be at the mall). (2)
C. “HI GIRLIE!!! Haven’t seen you in a while HAHAH!!” (You saw her yesterday) (3)
D. Pretend you don’t see them. 😐 (1)
It’s the day after Halloween…Your next move is:
A. Throw out all your halloween decorations (like actually in the trash) because they’ll be out of style next year and you’ll just buy new ones anyway. (3) #OverconsumptionIsCool
B. Throw out all your halloween decorations (again, actually in the trash) and put up Thanksgiving decorations because it’s November and that logically makes sense. (2)
C. Throw out all your halloween decorations (you get what I’m saying) and put up the most extravagant, expensive, in your face, I’m-better-than-you, Christmas decorations. (4)
D. Do nothing. 😐 (1)
ITS NAIL DAY!!! What are you going to get???
A. A full set with a checkerboard design in neutral colors. #SadBeigeMom (2)
B. A full set with an almond shape of whatever design goes best with the nearest holiday/month. (3)
c. WHATEVER HAILEY BIEBER HAS RIGHT NOW!!!! (4)
D. You do your nails at home. 😐 (1)
If you blink really fast do you float???
A. Yes. (4)
B. Sometimes. (2)
C. Right after a fill, yes. (3)
D. What the…😐 (1)
You just woke up, what drink are you reaching for first?
A. Coffee (3) (1 extra bonus point if you say “BuT FirST COfFeE” even if no one is around).
B. Dr. Pepper (4) (1 extra bonus point if you drink it from your new pink Stanley that you almost died over).
C. Bloom Greens (2) (1 extra bonus point if you tell everyone how great the greens make you feel after you drink them and how DELICIOUS they are…even though nobody believes you).
D. Water. 😐 (-1)
What car did you just buy?!?!
A. Any hybrid car because you “care about the planet”. (3)
B. A minivan. (-2)
C. An SUV that fits 6.5 car seats and has a middle seat in the front and is WAY out of your price range. (4)
D. Whatever was the best fit for your family and fit in your price range. 😐 (1)
TIME TO WORK OUT!!! Where are you going to sweat off the stress of being in crippling debt after your newest car purchase??
A. High fitness. (3)
B. Orange theory. (2)
C. ANYTHING PILATES. (4)
D. Planet fitness. 😐 (1)
RESULTS
(30-26): GIRLIE!!!!! YOU HAVE GREAT STYLE!! You’re the type of Utah mom that has EVERY SINGLE COLOR of the Stanley (BE PROUD OF THAT). You strut through target EVERY DAY in your neon colored lululemon matching set while sipping your Starbucks drink. You’re OBVIOUSLY an influencer and every preteen that sees you is dying to take a picture with you — You’re practically a celebrity!
(25-20): OKAYYY — I SEE YOU GIRLIE! Even though you don’t have this years newest and coolest SUV you are still stylish. You post on TikTok everyday but have somehow plateaued in the amount of followers you have but that’s ok! As long as you keep posting those videos about opening up PR without saying thank you, you’ll keep growing!
(19-11): You’re crusty and dare I say a wannabe. If I had to guess I would say that you grew up outside of Utah…most likely in Idaho. (EWW) Stop trying so hard 🙄.
(10-0): DON’T BE SHY!!! There is absolutely NO way you are THAT boring!!! haha look at you being so humble! (I know you lied…😐)
Now you can live your life the fullest knowing what kind of Utah mom you are!! The results don’t lie so if you are unsatisfied with you answer you need to take a really good look at yourself and come to terms with it lol.